Eh. Tell you the truth, 'm not exactly consumed by envy of anyone else's life in particular just now... so if you'll gimme a minute, I've got to go through me list of enemies here. Lemme find the bastard who most deserves a good kick in the teeth, all right? I'll trade lives with him, and let him take all the shite I know's comin' my way ( Read more... )

. . . oh, fuck, mostListen, I could say a lot of things here. I could give you all kinds of specific things that haven't turned out as I've planned or as I'd like. I've been dissatisfied in one form or another since I was a kid. The problem is that after a good forty or fifty years it all piles up to the point where you can't separate the one from ( Read more... )

Truly mine? Not a whole lot. Most of what you'd call really mine's been traded away at one point or another. That or someone else's staked a claim on it. Fuck, I can't say my blood, as most of that's not even properly human, let alone mine ( Read more... )

The buzzer sounded. John sat up with a start, blinking repeatedly as the grubby, horrid room swam into focus around him. It had all been a dream- a long, horrible, torturous lifetime's worth of a dream, but still only a dream ( Read more... )

Seen this yet? Seems someone's gettin' fed up with the American political process and is lookin' your way. Ever considered mounting a campaign?

This one's easy. You don't get much farther from Liverpool than Heaven ( Read more... )

Problem: this question assumes I had what lot would call an actual childhood. I mean, yeah, I was born same as anyone else, I was two and three and five and ten and all that, but come on. I slapped me ol' dad with such a curse when I was twelve that he was guaranteed a slow, nasty death and practically all fucking eternity as a ghost. Didn't find ( Read more... )

Description? Pssh, I don't know; how would you describe sgt_preston? Up there with Superman for your basic squeaky-clean, if not worse. From what I've heard, if he goes into a pub they offer him tea, and he likes it. Doesn't smoke, either. Won't gamble. Stayed a virgin 'til he got married. I don't think he even knows what curse words are. Wouldn't touch magic ( Read more... )

This past year started off more-or-less like all the others: completely unnoticed, owing to the hangover. I don't much care for facing major milestones sober. Done that too many times to be anything but burned. . . anyway, it started off simply enough, and it went downhill just as fast as every other year ever did. I could give you the details, but ( Read more... )

Logan International Airport's an easy enough spot to reach, albeit a little tough to get out of. A determined visitor will make the effort, though, and today Constantine is determined to do so. Admittedly, he can't boss the cabbies around the way he does Chas, but that doesn't stop him from trying. He's got an appointment to keep with a certain ( Read more... )