I need a good man....

[bastard_messiah]

...to die so I can have his good woman.

I'm fucking horney. I need sex. Lots of sex. I have a friend who would hook me up.

I wouldn't mind getting a hook up.

Comments

Dude...

[mtgolgotha]

Is there a problem with said hook up? Is she skanky? "Unclean?"
If all is go, then tag it like a caveman!

Re: Dude...

[bastard_messiah]

Oh yeah, there's a problem. She's taken and "unclean". I think you can take that from here.