I don't like using the term horney. I feel like I should have a pair of horns growing out of my sull when I say that ( Read more... )

I don't understand it. I don't claim to. But how in the world can I still be awake if I've masturbated 4 times to 3 different pictures of Jeri Ryan in skimply night wear and feathers? Yes, I too have a subscription to that magazine. *evil grin ( Read more... )

I need a bang. That is all

...to die so I can have his good woman.

I'm fucking horney. I need sex. Lots of sex. I have a friend who would hook me up.

I wouldn't mind getting a hook up.

Landscaping Project En Que:

Sharp Rocks: $45 per sack
Man Eating Plants: $150 Each
Acidic Waterfall: $200

Each skeleton that decorates the fence, priceless.

Now worship me.