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Hit refresh. Keep hitting refresh. Hit it many many many times. It is the best thing ever.

I wrote some of these. A gold star and a toothless BJ for the poster that can figure out which ones I wrote.

That is all.

So it's about time I updated this damn thing. It's been awhile and a lot has happened ( Read more... )

Dear Ladies ( Read more... )

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed ( Read more... )

It's my birthday.

I worked 12 hours.

I came home and stopped wearing pants for the rest of the day.

It's my birthday.

So I completely kicked caffiene and now I feel wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. I need to put on a sundress and I need to prance ( Read more... )

DUUNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!

So I am sitting here shoving Corn Pops in my face. I'm not eating them...I am actually just shoving them in my face. I'm not so much shoving them in my face as I am hitting myself with the box. I'm not so much hitting myself in the head with the box as I am masturbating. OK so I'm really just eating Corn Pops. By eating Corn Pops I mean ( Read more... )

List your current six favorite songs & then tag six other people to do the same in their journal ( Read more... )

So I went back to Mi this weekend. That was fun. I went to Connecticut before that. That was fun as well. Brian Regan is coming to Baltimore next week. That will be fun. The old Gangplank is now called the Sandtrap. That is fun. My monitor is dusty. That's not fun. I have to pee. Jury is still out on the funness there. I haven't seen the new Star ( Read more... )