Effective default letterrhythmsatelliteAugust 22 2004, 13:28:42 UTC
Dear Joe Super,
You are really HOT. You should MOVE TO NORTH CAROLINA. We need to go CUDDLE UNDISTURBED FOR HOURS ON END. After that we can SIT IN THE DENNY'S PARKING LOT FOR 3 HOURS because I wanna PISS WHATEVER GUY I'M WITH OFF with you. Remember that time we GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE CONCERT? That was so TYPICAL. Maybe tomorrow we can HAVE A TEA PARTY. You are my PEANUT BUTTER. I CRAVE you!
LOTS OF LUV AND SOUTHERN SUGAR, MISS PHONE E. PHOBE
P.S. TRIED THE CARRIER PIGEON. CAME BACK. SOMETHING ABOUT CODE YELLOW NATIONAL SECURITY. SORRY.
Re: Effective default letterbastardfishAugust 23 2004, 01:24:45 UTC
Haha, Sarah, I don't know what words are a real reply to that, but I have to somehow convey it made me feel good.
In other news, I toottally wrote your letter in a latenight fit of gumption-even a hint of moxie- but the next day found no stamps in the house. So, my goal tomorrow is to write some additional stuff, then combine the two writing sessions like MegaZords into one superintense and timespanning package. I'll even make the envelope (say it "ON-velope") super neat so when that sucka comes in the mail you see it and instantly you're all like "Ohmygod ohmygod that's totally the letter from Joe Super oh I've been waiting and waiting what the fuck was it Pony Express man I can't wait to read it over and over until I can see the wear from my eyes and then hide it in my pillow so I can think about it right before I fall asleep
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You are really HOT. You should MOVE TO NORTH CAROLINA. We need to go CUDDLE UNDISTURBED FOR HOURS ON END.
After that we can SIT IN THE DENNY'S PARKING LOT FOR 3 HOURS because I wanna PISS WHATEVER GUY I'M WITH OFF with you.
Remember that time we GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE CONCERT? That was so TYPICAL. Maybe
tomorrow we can HAVE A TEA PARTY. You are my PEANUT BUTTER. I CRAVE you!
LOTS OF LUV AND SOUTHERN SUGAR,
MISS PHONE E. PHOBE
P.S. TRIED THE CARRIER PIGEON. CAME BACK. SOMETHING ABOUT CODE YELLOW NATIONAL SECURITY. SORRY.
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In other news, I toottally wrote your letter in a latenight fit of gumption-even a hint of moxie- but the next day found no stamps in the house. So, my goal tomorrow is to write some additional stuff, then combine the two writing sessions like MegaZords into one superintense and timespanning package. I'll even make the envelope (say it "ON-velope") super neat so when that sucka comes in the mail you see it and instantly you're all like "Ohmygod ohmygod that's totally the letter from Joe Super oh I've been waiting and waiting what the fuck was it Pony Express man I can't wait to read it over and over until I can see the wear from my eyes and then hide it in my pillow so I can think about it right before I fall asleep ( ... )
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