bonjour!

Wow. . .that's bizarre. . .has anyone looked at the "mood" selection lately? Holy shit, they have 'recumbent' in there. . .I'm feeling quixotic?. . .predatory? MOROSE? Come on, half these kids don't even own a dictionary!!! Somebody's brain is going to explode all over their computer and I'll have no blood on my hands. I'm feeling good. Good ( Read more... )

Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!  Has live-journal come a long way since I last used it. . .guess time wounds all heals or something. . .back in my day (look at that, italics!  with no http-bs!  akkk!  the modern world we live in!)  I have to go get a paper bag. . .hyperventilatin'. . .

Happiness is taking a hiatus from society, pissing everyone off by not talking to them for, oh, about six months. . .then showing up on their front door step without warning, and having it be like nothing ever happened.

ok, so for all you kids out there who are pulling the inarticulate mind numbing act and find yourself just staring at the computer screen wondering what the hell you should write in your live journal, here's a default form. . .i think i've pretty much covered the typical topics usually approached ( Read more... )

And then this one time, right? I ahhhh. . .

I sat here looking at the screen for five minuites before sighing, giving up, and going outside to get some cancer in the rain.

And then this one time. . .a light bulb appears over sarah's head and she remembers this thing called live-journal ( Read more... )

THINGS I'VE LEARNED SINCE MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA ( Read more... )

*. . . W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R ( Read more... )

I will flattened by falling piano


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