Lost my papi in a miner's cave ( Read more... )

Where's my girlfriend
Somewhere else
whiskey fingers
cigarrette ashes
Warcraft III
Warcraft III
Maybe I'll take a shower
and take a pee

A.K.A. Drunken Dinner Poem

As a species man is only limited by the rock on which we sit
Batteries and and feet don't mix nearly was well as tongues and Rice Krispies Treats.
Glass empty, Spaghettios done
Mounds of grated cheese top off this meal.

Born hard
ridden rough

refresh
refresh
refresh

where's the trailer
that I want

Too much liver, not enough booze

The sorted tale of Beam, Walker and that triangle thing in the fridge

"It's amazing that considering all of today's modern technology, we use it to remove fat from an ass and ad it to his penis so he can feel like a real man," - Jujitsu Jack, 1996-2000

What follws is follows is shocking but it the American people ( Read more... )

I'm a bit riled up from watching "The Boondocks" but I just wanted to say the fact that the recent operation in Iraq was called "Steel Curtain" bothers me. Curtain is a word we should just stay away from.

I went to the freezer
for soda and cigarettes

I opened the door
and got such a chill

Oh what a trill
to consume what will lead to my death

There’s a crack in the mirror ( Read more... )

The key board's kind of dirty from cigarettes and soda ( Read more... )

I received word this afternoon that Paul and Molly are safe and sound in Texas.