My college friend Paul moved to new Orleans a few weeks back with his girlfriend Molly. I haven't heard from them and can't track them down. It's just a waiting game now I guess.

One time, Paul, my friend Adam and I all tried out penis pumps just to see what would happen. Don't do it.

Another time, we chased a skunk with a volley ball and called it ( Read more... )

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The fact is I'm 27.

I can't believe I'm typing since i nearly burned my fingers off and have been locked out of my own bedroom. Actually, I picked the lock... . Ha ha. Someday. Someday.

I'm considering updating my thesis on American political discourse, in case I should ever want to use it to continue research in grad school. I'm curious to know how a few words affect people. If you'd like, I'd appreciate short definitions of the following words.

Freedom

Liberty

Terrorism

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To many decisions
and they all hurt
one solution's bad
and the other's worse

dumb dumb dumb dumb d dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb d dumb dumb dumb

I get it at home
I get it at work
pull out the shotgun
and I'm in the dirt

dumb dumb dumb dumb d dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb d dumb dumb dumb

Sitting here
in boxers
while the rest
of you sleep
makes me feel
like a champ

but
what's more
important
is i can still type

Peace out
Mofos
5/30/05

Went to Wrestlemania Revenge today, here's a couple pics.

Triple H


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So many songs
bring me back home

So many tunes
place me back in bar rooms

where whiskey flows
and the women are out of my league

so i walk her streets
having to pee