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Yesterday, I went for a drive through the historic downtown area.. I drove by a house that seems to have been frozen in time. It was gorgeous beyond belief and I must have sat outside for 15 minutes watching an old couple dance in their living room. No music, candle light, nothing existed but them... That's how I want my life to be someday. ( Read more... ) -
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I've decided that cheaters are my best clients. These dirty old men always want something to hold on to... So that when their pretty little sluts run back to their kid rock, 20 year old boyfriend while he is stuck trying to re-define his 30 year marriage, he has at least one small memento in which to remember the last horrah.
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Evidently...
The few people I know who actually read this don't know how to take things with a grain of salt. I require no extra drama in my life and I thank the rest of you for sharing the ten years that I've been with countless livejournals. I might muster up the gut to create one of these again some day. But for now, the bullshit just ain't my style.
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I have mommy fever.
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You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit and PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
I'm officially that guy.
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Most people...
...read magazines on the toilet. Some people read porn, novels or even the news. I've never fully understood how someone could keep themselves in a tiny room with any variation of their own excrements for any longer than the time needed... Especially to READ?!
Until today...
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Or is there?
I was wrong... All those years to be afraid of closet monsters and boogymen. What I really should have been afraid of is people. The hunger for power and money. The amount of greed and selfish individuals in the world both frighten and sicken me. Seek solace only in yourself. In the course of a lifetime, you are all you will always have. -
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
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There is a mystical water cooler in my back room at work. It isn't plugged into anything and there is no water bottle on top of it but meraculously there is always water in it!!! It doesn't matter how much I drink, there is always a source of more cold, delicious water readily available.
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