I pay a lot of attention to cats. Don't judge me.


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"I need you in the stockroom, Lewis," said Roni. "We've got to find more napkins."
   The stockroom is not my favorite nook. It's dark, reeks of decomposing animals, but it seemed a cozy mountain villa here withRoni. Enormous cans of tomato sauce and tubs of red powder filled the shelves around us. Hate to divulge a divine Moonbeam secret, but that ( Read more... )

oh no, San Francisco! what have you done to me?


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i think people should burn more flags, really. not only is it patriotic, but it promotes flag sales. if you want to buy a new flag, what are you going to do with your older, less appealing flag? that's motherfucking jobs, people. cloth doesn't stitch itself. besides, it's not like our society is sacred. the flag is not a complete manifestation ( Read more... )

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Call me crazy but for some strange reason I'm scared of moths. I dont know why I'm scared of moths, they dont bite, they dont sting, they dont spin webs and creep up in your shit during the middle of the night, I'm just scared of them. Last night I'm in my room minding my own god damn business when this big fuckin' moth comes charging through my ( Read more... )

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I'll be the first to admit it, I have an obsessive hate for zombies. Well, love/hate. I'd just prefer zombies to be in their matured state, splattered up against walls. You want to talk about evil doers, or terrorists, or what ever the fuck i don't care about, but just think, zombies could bring the world together. Our weapons of mass ( Read more... )

I was over at western for lunch yesterday. Some guys with big signs came by and plagued everyone about god. "FEAR GOD!" "MATERIALISM DRUNKENNESS FREE SEX SEND YOU TO HELL!!!!"

and I was all, "I'll be damned."

Funnier if you were there.

i want to get a tattoo. andrew suggested it the other day. i was thinking about somthing like her. i'm not totally sure of what i'm going to do. of what? where!?!?!?! maybe some simon bisley? brom? at this point i'm just name dropping to look cool. so many chocies and i don't want them all.