It is better than any theme park ever. The ride up is more intense than ( Read more... )

The storyline of the Gorillaz, as established by Albarn and Hewlett ( Read more... )

All I want for Christmas is sideburns. All I want for Christmas is some sideburns.
Dear God the Jesus, give me sideburns, please.

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Ps½ - Oh yeah, I can't grow sideburns.
Ps - You can add that to your little list. Fucker.

I wish I still worked at Target. I should have gotten rehired last week. Fuck. When hurricane Charley dropped bombs a year ago I got a 1000$ check from Corporate Target. I could use another 1000 dollar check. I spent most of the last one on a car battery size MP3 player. I'm sure they would give me another-one. I had fun trying to cash it. The best ( Read more... )

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Is this hurricane gonna fuck with the orlando party?

Tffffpht. I'd help if I wasn't supposed to be working. The fucks shouldn't scheduled me when I requested off. I should smile and say that's fine and just not show up for any of those days. True.

A shitty accoustic song takes 1/3 the amount of time as a shitty electric song. This is about the Islandic Health Secret that protects you against lots of bad stuff. http://www.brant.ericr33914.com/The%20Omega%203%20Miracle%20(aches% ( Read more... )

So going through a caffeine withdrawal i'm drinking a frappuccino until I get the last drop. So i'm going to that orlando party, AND I DON'T GIV A' MOTHAFUH WHO BE GOIN'. Straight up with shoes. I'm sitting in the library and I'm bored ... for half an hour. And then I get to be bored for three more hours in homosexshul oceanography class. I think I ( Read more... )

WORK!

Because it is raining is not an excuse to drive well below the speed limit, say five miles per hour. The math equation goes like this, "If i'm above the age of 50 i'll drive minus 25% the speed limit, if it's raining i'll drive 70% the speed limit," if you're old and it's raining at the same time combine the two and you get some cheesy frogger ( Read more... )