The spoon is pretty sweet, thanks nigel.

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So the rules of living/survival are. Mow lawn, clean room/bathroom. Not so bad.

I'm cleaning and going through all the stuff in my closet and I will tell you that it's a treasure chest full of awesome and a haven for insects. I have never seen bugs so big.

What a depressing day it is when coming directly from school to work. Not able to eat a sandwhich, hungry like a muh fuh. Standing up my legs hurt. But the good news is I love banana bread.
But wait. The kids in my class, wearing their finest fubu or south pole, mocking the teacher out-loud... Shut up and let me learn, please.

Bitch Fight:

Actually, I think New Orleans was nature bitch-slapping humans right back. Humans and the environment are both equally bitchy bitches who have that right kind of quality to pull hair and scratch nails across necks. You do not want to provoke either, you might pull back a bloody stub.

Here's a fucked up vision:
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Skipping down the street, avoiding all the lines and cracks, Jenny age 12 sees a slightly old cadillac driving slightly too fast past her. The windows are rolled up, and the music is turned up loud enough so that she could still hear it through the windows. Jenny couldn't recognize the song, but she identified the caddy belonging to her next door ( Read more... )

Work. My job sucks. I stand in the front with all the bullshit and assholes. I get paid to move my fingers and nod. The first eight hours of the day are always the longest. At work I make rubber band balls bigger than planets. I ring out crack heads and 14 year old redneck kids who chew tobacco. The paycheck at the end of the week always seems ( Read more... )

I've been spelling 'tomorrow' tommorow for my entire life, and i want to be a english major. How funny/retarded is that?

Some lady (i'm guessing a chick-fil-a rep) was handing out these flyers at work today. Free breakfast is always nice, even if it is chicken.

FREE BREAKFAST

During the month of August every Wednesday is free breakfast day.
One free entree per person.
Dine in or Drive Thru.
Chick-fil-A
Cypress Lake Plaza only.

Chicken for breakfast.
Genius!

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