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[batman]

I had a dream last night that John Kerry came to my house and I said "oh hello, would you like some tea?" He got a really disgusted look on his face and replied, "no, thank you, I do not like tea." He then stormed out the front door and across the lawn and I chased after him offering other food items (crackers, cheese, milk, applesauce, ketchup)

Comments

[drunkprincessz]

did you offer him heinz ketchup? heh.

[batman]

Not even! It was MC ketchup from dominion!

[drunkprincessz]

well that's why he was running off Jen! YOU OFFENDED HIM!

[batman]

I like MC Ketchup better than Heinz!

[myrainday]

dude his favorite food is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[batman]

I don't even have BREAD at my house..! I had marshmallows for breakfast.

[humanchalice]

was edwards on the back of the vespa?

[batman]

no :( he was by himself. But if Edwards had been in my dream, he would've been in sidecar, I think.

[humanchalice]

that is sooooo homosexual.

[suckingalemon]

you should have offered him a recount.
i like how john kerry drives a vespa - he is rock and roll.

cheers

[total_glexile]

He was driving a Vespa?

[batman]

Yeah totally. And he had a shiny silver helmet with red racing stripes!