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[batman]

I had a dream last night that John Kerry came to my house and I said "oh hello, would you like some tea?" He got a really disgusted look on his face and replied, "no, thank you, I do not like tea." He then stormed out the front door and across the lawn and I chased after him offering other food items (crackers, cheese, milk, applesauce, ketchup)

Comments

[marieange]

How come you have such cool dreams? All mine have burning cards and backwards talking and flying and weird stuff like that.

and wtf is with your new icon

[batman]

How come you have such cool dreams? All mine have burning cards and backwards talking and flying and weird stuff like that.

That sounds pretty cool to me..!

And I dunno, it was like 1am and I saw someone with it and I was like "OH COOL IT MOVES" so I stole it but I have now decided it is far too girly for me and I am trying to find a better one to replace it.

[inmycorner]

... earlier this summer I had a very elaborate dream that had to do with summer camps and whatnot- but the only thing I truly remember now had to do with the fact John Kerry saw my chest, and then I got 2 of his phone numbers for "Purple Onion Productions" aka. John Kerry was trying to pick me up in my dream. I had a dream John Kerry was hitting on me. Oy.

[batman]

aaaaaaahahahahahhahahhahaha. John Kerry saw your boobs.

[shadowblue]

I have read from 'insider' people's blogs that he is whiny, so your dream could be accurate!

[batman]

eh. I'm sure he wouldn't drive away on his Vespa just because I offered him TEA!

[shadowblue]

I dunno, I'd be a little touchy too, after losing what some people were calling the most important election in like 150 years in American history... or something like that.

I wonder if his Vespa has a bumper sticker. It could say 'I brake for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches'.

[americangothic]

THATS THE BEST FUCKING DREAM IN THE WORLD! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HEAD!

[batman]

ahahaha. Good thing I don't write about most of my dreams in here.