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Dear Lauren,
Please remember that your new (plastic) desk chair is not meant to be used when just wearing underwear.
Sincerly yours,
red upper thigh/lower butt-cheek area
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Last night was the 214 shindig.
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I can't believe I only have five days left here. It didn't necessarily go by fast so much as I'm surprised it's near over. That made no sense. Psh, whatever ( Read more... ) -
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I GOT INTO THE UNIVERSITY OF SUSSEX!
ENGLAND, HERE I COME!
(Scotland, here Erin and I come!)
... and Del and Craig and happiness ...
Ho-oh-ly crap, I'm excited.
Dry run tonight. Go Team Tuesday Night! -
HEY ALL GRAND VALLEY PEOPLE!
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!
I have a Media Production final that must be done! To do this, I need to fill a classroom with people. Do you know what you are? YOU'RE A PERSON! Oh my gosh, that is possibly one of the most convenient things that could have happened to me right about now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and please, please ( Read more... ) -
With a Foreword by Thomas Jefferson
Well, howdy-do ladies and gents ( Read more... ) -
If you are gonna get it, it might as well be an exotic form.
Two minutes. I just wasted two minutes putting on lipgloss ( Read more... )
