I'm not 12 damnit

[batman]

Why do telemarketers think I am a little kid

Comments

[evilmastermind]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Rice Krispie Squares. Now I have to make some.

[batman]

I accidently didn't use enough rice krispies so all the marshmallow sunk to the bottom and there is a layer of marshmallow at the bottom which is nice but it kinda tastes like the stuff I sprayed the pan with so they wouldn't stick :\

[boxsofrain]

ahaha

[fakingsincerity]

Posts like this only encourage the urge to call you and do that sort of thing at least once a week. Maybe even mix it up once in a while and get you to do one of those surveys where you're asked, like, "which of these applies to you best: a) you prefer to stand near to the wall at the middle school dance, b) you play the Sims in lieu of recreational drugs, or c)you enjoyed the Cat in the Hat movie"

[marieange]

Personally, I think answering "yes" to letter C would be grounds for immediate execution.

[fakingsincerity]

the surveys try to funnel you into admitting that you push drugs on school grounds and enjoy it

it's got to be the greatest job ever

[marieange]

OMG IT'S JUST TWICE A WEEK *cries*

[marieange]

I just hang up on telemarketers to avoid this problem.

[batman]

I'd feel bad doing that. I have to justify it by yelling something random like my MOM DAD EVERYBODY GRANDMA GRANDPA EVERYBODY song so they think I'm crazy first. Also I heard from someone that if you don't actually say I'M NOT INTERESTED they are supposed to call you back.

[ohsohumpy]

HOLLER BACK FOR THE DEEP MANLY VOICE.