Comments | batman: I'm not 12 damnit

batman

I'm not 12 damnit

Dec 12, 2004 13:45

Why do telemarketers think I am a little kid ( Read more... )

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suckingalemon December 12 2004, 11:22:55 UTC

i like it.
i can always get away with - my parents are not home right now.

cheers

ziuziuziu December 12 2004, 11:28:23 UTC

All telemarketers who call my house ask for my mom by name even though she doesn't live here, and to avoid talking to them, I just say she isn't home.

But you should have been a bitch to that lady. Called her swears and stuff.

batman December 12 2004, 13:23:42 UTC

I've done that before. "SORRY, MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME." One time someone said "oh, OKAY SWEEEETIE! We'll try back later! THAAAANK you for TELLLLING US!" in the most condescending voice as if I was 3 years old. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PHONE VOICE

abrasive_mantra December 12 2004, 14:45:11 UTC

You should just randomly start crying the next time they call.

lp_coco07 December 12 2004, 11:28:35 UTC

Gen, stop lyin. Ur nut 19.

batman December 12 2004, 13:21:57 UTC

I'M NOT GEN

GODDAMNIT IF YOU CALL ME GEN ONE MORE TIME I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE

I'M ANGRY, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

lp_coco07 December 12 2004, 13:50:47 UTC

THAT'S IT. I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF.

DONE.

thecariefariee December 12 2004, 12:44:21 UTC

feel better!

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anonymous December 12 2004, 13:16:22 UTC

batman December 12 2004, 13:22:26 UTC

ahaha okay. And I screened your comment, unless you want random people calling you.