I'm not 12 damnit

[batman]

Why do telemarketers think I am a little kid

Comments

[x__o]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah funniest thing ever who is 19 and over

[danorama]

Dude, you don't know the trick. It's 2 hello's and then quickly hang up.

[batman]

EXPLAIN

[danorama]

Answer the phone, say hello and if they don't answer by the 2nd hello you hang up quick because you know there's an auto dialer that's about to connect you to a telemarketer.

[abrasive_mantra]

P.S. this is totally me right now:

[batman]

that's the best picture i've ever seen in my whole entire life

[ziuziuziu]

i laughed for like 15 minutes

[neverabsolutely]

i think those same people called here last night.

conversation as follows:

person: yadda yadda survey we need to speak with someone over the age of 19, do you fit that criterion?
me: uhh... no.
person: can i speak with someone who does?
me: my parents are not here.
(note: my parents do not live here.)
person: is there a time when i can reach them?
me: i don't know. they're gone for the weekend, at least.
person: should i call back on monday?
me: sure.
person: who should i ask for?
me: ... uh. what?
person: who should i ask for?
me: uhhhmmm.... mandy?

[purfektlyflawd]

You're one of the reasons I'm paranoid about making a phone post, in case I too sound 12.

Except people usually mistake me for my sister, who is almost 19, so that's OK. (On the phone.)

[batman]

people mistake me for my brother, who is 15. :(

[metaldave]

Does your brother have boobs too?

[batman]

NO AND HE'S WAY SHORTER AND A HOCKEY PLAYER