um...just kidding. so yeah, fuck live journal. fuck it. nothing to say pissant.

hmmmm....nick in sweden....no roommate. no swedish chicks. no loving. lack of sexual stimuli. c'mon. tell us what you really do with that mop. c'mon. we won't tell nate. i promise.

oh mr jesus ( Read more... )

i love bono. he's better than good charlotte, new found glory, butt ass ugly naked ladies...god i really hate them and their stupid fucking radio hits (see, i'm not saying this with anger. i actually smile while i rip on these horrid defacations.), eagles...i really dislike them a lot, santana...god he's awful...why doesn't he just sing?...it's ( Read more... )

hahahaha...my co-worker at school...the ebd teacher has been trying to set me up with his wife's bestfriend. she teaches in minneapolis. oh yeah, she's 30. isn't that when women are at their horniest? hmmm...perhaps i should go on that date if i don't find any ace at my friend's bday party saturday night. hahahahah...yay. vaginas are ( Read more... )

another bits the dust...and another...and another...i fucking hate that song. it makes me want to become fred durst and break stuff. and i love fred durst. but that's ok, cuz i (heart) br stuckey.

so i had this chorus written and i wasn't sure if i liked it. so i quickly wrote some lyrics for some verses and a little bridge. key note .... quickly. hmmmm....perhaps this is why i hate pop music. they write shit real quick. that is, if they write it. remind me to never "quickly" write anything again. wow, what a piece of shit. and a ( Read more... )

hmmm...i can't sleep. perhaps i should finish cleaning my apartment. catatterfish says i should find lemmiwinks. hmmm...yeah. i think i'll go clean. i'm speechless tonight. perhaps i should have a drink or 5. i like 5. it's a good number. then a drink it is. and perhaps i'll rearrange my furniture. yeah. i think i'll do that. yeah.

that's right mother fuckers. i'm finally going to throw myself to the wolves. after all the relentless criticism i've thrown at musicians (both professional and amateur), I'm going to put my ass out there for all y'all to rip on. i'm going to start doing open mic nights and attempt to gain some self respect...musically. I certainly have enough ( Read more... )

see, this isn't a dilemma for me. while muse is very talented and one of the best bands out there...hell, they're fucking awesome. i have a soft spot for a lead singer that can sing. but mister adams is a fucking prick, cocaine addicted that is an asshole at his concerts. my point being? the dude has a country influence, can rock, his voice is ( Read more... )