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 The movie Funny Games is one of the shittest movies I've ever seen in my life.

Holy shit...

Pollen

It’s bad this year.

Every morning, the car is covered

in florescent yellow;

there’s a constant sour flavor

at the back of the throat.

A dust this golden

should make the world seem happy,

festive.

Instead, the air is heavy,

everything feels unclean.

It adds to the haze of the afternoon,

when it’s 90 in the shade.

The piercing whisper of static

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UPDATES

I have a date tomorrow! (Saturday) I've known this woman since last July, kind of fell for her the moment I met her. Lol, she did not feel the same way. But, she says I have "grown" on her and she wants to get to know me better. I hope I'm not wasting my time on her and she's not going to want a serious relationship. Plus, I've got this ( Read more... )

This was a nice little sex cult we had going here until your friend ruined it!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/ap_on_en_tv/people_dawn_wells

Didn't Bob Denver used to be known as total stoner too?

 
Bizarre, fucked up dream last night...the aliens finally arrived, the skies were full of ships and the world waited to see what happened next. At that same moment, terrorists released millions of hunter-seeker drones, these are little floating syringes with blinking yellow lights and filled with disease or poison. Like a primative version of the ( Read more... )

SHOW ME DA LOVE! lol 

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In a few days it will the fifth anniversary of the time my (former) friend Erica and I drove to Yonkers, NY to try to sneak onto the set of Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. We were trying to meet Kate Winslet and get her autograph. The trip was a failure of epic fucking proportions, lol.

We rented a car and left between 2 and 3 in the morning ( Read more... )