I'm now tattooed for all you bitches!

I jerked off today
I came all over my feet
no one likes rich bitch

The End

My bread went bad. That makes me sad. It makes me sad when bread goes bad ( Read more... )

I just realized last night that if I was bi I'd get more ass then a toilet seat.

I have had vocal interest expressed in putting things down my urethra. It feels really good, and I think it would be fun having someone else do it for me. Maybe I can find out where they sell urethral beads. Metal sounds are fun, but I dont know easy it would be for someone else to work. I want to stretch my urethra so big I can get my girlfriend ( Read more... )

For those of you who actually went my IAM page and read the entries, and then started passing roomers around campus- shame on you! Because of that, I've been forced restrict the access of my page to members only. Sorry for those of you who read it and did not spread roomers ( Read more... )

Some words are priceless, aren't they? But for once I am NOT the one bleeding! I gave my favorite ass a thick raised mark across it. It looks like a cain may have been the culprit! hmm. Advice to those who want to spank: yelps are good, don't stop until all you see is red skin, and if they want more, hit them 3x harder or else you'll be doing it ( Read more... )

Yeah, THAT one. But barbell that runs through it is larger now, as well as the beads. It was one intense bath, but I got the sonovabitch in! Because the beads are larger, they should caress g-spots more intensely then the old one, which I see is a good thing. I like to make the girl yelp!

All TWO of you! Actually, it was just one. I hope your happy with it! Tonight I will do as much as I can with this before going to sleep. Give me some love and I'll give it back!