My plan is proceeding exactly as planned

[battleelk]

See? I wasn't just off smoking pot in some pit while I was away! ..
Ok, so I was, but I also got a lot done! Finally the evil pope clone has replaced the inferior real pope and has begun wrecking evil upon the world! Soon I, the world ending Battle Elk will be able to fullfill my moosey fate!

Comments

[ohhthatkid]

AT LAST!!!!! YOUR DAY HAS COME O MIGHTY ONE!!!

[battleelk]

Next I will have him command that all his followers only eat mooseburgers on Friday. Since I am the main supplier of such with all my moose clones, his followers will be unwittingly giving all their money to me!
Humans are so stupid, they'll do whatever the guy up top says.

[osama_binladen]

There is a flaw in your moosey plan: What of humans who aren't Catholic? If you try to infiltrate Islam, I'll be forced to massacre j00.

[battleelk]

Maybe I already have and you just don't know it yet.
ponders making an Osama clone

[unpure_rose]

*a sneeze is heard from the corner* *is all dusty now from having been unactive for so long*

*wipes the dust off her as she stands up*

*points to the post*

Omfg!!!!

*dives behind the nearest object*

((ooc: *waves* Hi! I am very sorry for my absence... >>;; I haven't been able to access lj very well for the longest...))

[battleelk]

I, the equally absent Battle Elk have not been here as well for a long time.
(( and not likely to be very active again, I've taken to 'real time' RP on MUCKs and such. ))

[osama_binladen]

Whatever happened to you? Are you still trying to clone the Pope? Well, sorry, but since I'm the Pope now, I don't think that's going to be happening.

[battleelk]

The clone was flawed and died. But not to worry, I have the cardinals held hostage and will force them to vote me the next pope.

[osama_binladen]

But they've already elected me Pope...

[battleelk]

Real birds voting you to be pope doesn't count. That's not what I meant by 'Cardinals'