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This may be my best plan yet
Soon I will be running experiments to see if I could use the extreme gayness and raw sex appeal of husker_fox to power an experimental particle cannon. While he has not officially agreed to do this, I'm sure he won't mind me sneaking into his house in the middle of the night and forcibly inviting him to my lair.
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Casual conversation with friends
TELL ME YOUR WEAKNESSES! -
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The more stupid people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. -
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Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating his Christmas pie. Stuck in his thumb, pulled out a gun, and said "Now someone's going to die!" -
My plan is proceeding exactly as planned
See? I wasn't just off smoking pot in some pit while I was away! ..
Ok, so I was, but I also got a lot done! Finally the evil pope clone has replaced the inferior real pope and has begun wrecking evil upon the world! Soon I, the world ending Battle Elk will be able to fullfill my moosey fate!
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Life is good (from theonion.com horoscopes)
Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
You've finally run up against a problem your trusty meat cleaver can't solve, but that's why they make big wooden mallets.
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"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W Bush
Maybe this Bush guy isn't so bad after all! After such an honestly evil statement, he would even get my vote.. if I weren't running myself under the Enslave Canada party banner.