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[battleelk]

Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating his Christmas pie. Stuck in his thumb, pulled out a gun, and said "Now someone's going to die!"

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[osama_binladen]

Hey, it's you.

[battleelk]

Yes it is I, the unnerving Battle Elk!.

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Who are you?! And how did you get into my inpenetrable fortress?!

[osama_binladen]

I'm Osama bin Laden, the Pope of Catholicism. Remember?

[battleelk]

Ah good! While you're here I will confess all my misdeeds. Not because I am sorry, but because I just like to hear myself talk about them.