"Muchas Liebe" to the Gelflings and the Legion of Boom. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

"Another world, another time... in the Age of Wonder.

Another world, another time... this land was green and good...

Until the Crystal cracked."

"Anyway, this is a lame, stupid movie..."
--Roger Ebert, on the runny bowel excretion that is A Cinderella Story

And since I've got it on the brain:
"Aw, who am I kidding -- we just sat around hitting diamonds with hammers."
--Andy Richter, "Andy Richter Controls the Universe"

...when will "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" and MTV's "The State" be released on DVD?

So, aren't there some Olympics or something coming up this year ( Read more... )

Today/tonight/this morning/whatever, child_of_zion asked me what battraballs were. Well, first off, it's actually singular, not plural, because battraballs is me. So anyway, since I'm sure everyone out there is just dying to know - literally, dropping dead left and right - here's the answer.

"Battra is a monster in the Godzilla universe, kind of the ( Read more... )

If you're currently using a Mac, then you are a superior lifeform, and this does not apply to you. But if you're one of those poor unfortunate souls operating a Microsoft-based PC, then I've got a question for ya ( Read more... )

I finally got a spot in my apartment's parking area. Fuck yeah! No more lowly street parking for this battraballs.

I'm starting to get one of those all-you-can-eat sushi cravings. The kind of all-consuming craving that, if unappeased, just makes you want to bludgeon a child to death. Ahem. As I was saying... Last time I went, I had twelve pieces of nigiri and six rolls. Sure, it left me bloated and immobile for several hours, but it was well worth it. I'm ( Read more... )

I have always wanted to make gentle love with the Top Gun soundtrack playing in the background.