Yeah, I'm going to start updating eventually. Really! Well, maybe.
But in the meantime -- LET THE PRIVATIZATION ENSUE!


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I'm sure you're all familiar with those internet activism things like Don't Buy Gas Day, Harpoon a Whale Day, etc., etc., ad nauseam. Well, I wanted to start a new one. So let it be known that August 20 will now and forever be known as Feed Kids Pork Rinds Day, as hereby degreed on this, the fourteenth of August, in the year of our lord two- ( Read more... )

.pmuj ,pmuj ay ekam ll'cam yddad ehT .pmuj ,pmuj ay ekam ll'ssorC ssirC

Get it? It's backwards... like their clothes.

Yes, it has been awhile since I've had ice cream. Thank you for asking.

Oh no, thank you.

For what?

..................

You know, honestly, I don't like that shirt you're wearing.

Well, I di--

And you've got an ugly smile too.

Um, I... I think I should be going.

So soon? Okay. Well, call me.
the end

A whim of practicality has revitalized my endeavors into the art of self-cloning. I quest not in search of world domination, as before; rather, so I may claim myselves as dependents on my tax return ( Read more... )

I want to be a corporate whore:Got a question for all my LJ brethren and sisthren(?) out there. When you go about looking for a job, do you just send your résumé out to any place that seems even remotely like it might hire you? What's your process? For all they've done for me, my parents didn't instill in me any practical life knowledge. I ( Read more... )

I was fortunate enough to catch a few minutes of Britney Spears' Crossroads a few days ago. I tuned in right at the moment when she gives her fresh, hip, and stylish rendition of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll." Oh lucky day!

I was reminded of Demolition Man, and the premise that all restaurants were Taco Bell. So, I thought, how neat would it be if all ( Read more... )

I had some interesting dreams last night. One was about a big naval battle involving a WWI U.S. fleet, an 18th Century French fleet, and pirates ( Read more... )

Very out of it right now, so here are today's time wasters. If it doesn't require complex thought (or sentences), then I'm onboard.

Kwiz.Biz is horrible. Memegen stills puts out some good ones. I like this because it labeled me a Mountie.

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If musicals were like sex acts, then "Brigadoon" would have to be the equivalent of tossing salad and getting nature's chestnut dressing all over your tongue.

Thank you, that is all.