The most important lesson I learned last night. When eating habanero doritos wash your hands with soap before rubbing your eyes. Fortunatly I only got the corners of my eyes because pepper based spices burn like hell.

For those extreme few who know. I just found an error in the backstage handbook. page 214. They list acceleration due to gravity as 9.81x10^2 m/sec^2. Last time I checked that was wrong by two orders of magnitude.

Nothing wakes you up quite like vomiting. Thank you food poisioning, go away now.

My dad gave me a bottle of vodka so old that it has a seal from the internal revenue service indicating that tax had been paid on it (not bootleg). Now I realize that vodka does not get better with age, and I'm pretty sure that it doesn't get worse with age either. Its not the age so much, I've just never seen a label like that before.

The new army commercials. They won't work on most people. They imply that you can not succeed as you are and must change and conform to the army in order to succeed and be strong. The extreme load of crap that they are feeding us actually makes me feel sory for the army. It feels like they are dredging the bottom of the barrel to find some more ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting here trimming and sorting my mp3 collection and waiting for laundry to finish so I can sleep. Fully engrosed, head phones on, id3 editor open, winamp (xmms really) playing, and vh1 on mute just for the flickering light. I'm ignoring the videos they're playing, mostly crap anyway. Crap, that is until I see Christopher Walken ( Read more... )

I love those fucking bastards at UMBC. A long time ago I changed my major from CMSC with an IFSM minor (which the school just gave me) to a dual major CMSC and THTR. Two years ago, or so, UMBC droped all my majors, without any prompting from me mind you. Now UMBC is harrassing my advisor, bitching that I won't be allowed to be advised unless I ( Read more... )

So that makes 3 people who have drunk dialed me. Fortunately none of the people I know (who have my number) get sloppy drunk, so I can hold half decent conversations with them. I am happy to say I have never committed this sin.

Ok, cartoon network has been pimping this live premier of a cartoon for about a month now.

... How the hell do you do a cartoon live? I've probably seen a quarter of it in commercials alone. What the hell is live about it?

I don't know why but this song should be in the running for greatest song ever.
Perhaps just most addictive.