the dip switch, proof that programmers didn't design hardware ( Read more... )

Chemically speaking, anaerobic is a chemical reaction that takes place in the absence of oxygen or air. so anaerobic exercise is something that happenes on the surface of the moon?

I have slight reservations about using "happy happy joy joy" in a food advertisement. As you may recall, Ren and Stimpy were not exactly the most hygenic of characters. Despite a decade of down time I"m still picturing grody environments, hairballs and crusty, drippy, gooey things. Not exactly a bread advertisement.

I love watching robots with artificial intelegence debate the definition of life, the distinctions between organic and artificial intelegence, what actually makes up a soul, and what god is.

what I want, money can't buy

today's lesson:
I'm more functional after four hours of sleep than I am after six hours of sleep.

"Using your cell phone in check-out lines, to pay. Its not far in the future"
the news

No shit, Japan has been doing it for months.
me

my geek sense is tingling, is today talk like a pirate day?

I love the new comcast commercials

(in fine print)
Actual speeds may vary and are not guaranteed

(ryan's translation)
We are offering a product but we will only guarantee that it may work

Commercials advertising "male enhancement" offer a better guarantee than that.

I don't mind going without caffeine, it just really hurts after the first 48 hours.