Five minutes until midnight and all three pies are done. Yes, I do happen to be a kick-ass baker. No, you can't have the pie. 

Happy Bisexuality Day, everyone ( Read more... )

 Morning-maker (guess the tune):

"You are a ninja
A badass ninja
You make me happy
When douchebags suck. 
I tell you now, dear, 
How big I love you.
Please don't take my ninja away."

And this is why my cousins are awesome.

So, I called my parents to tell them that I got invited to another honors society. Now, I think most honors societies are full of shit because they perpetuate an elitist, classist divide since they pretty much say, "Hey, you're great! Give us money so we can tell other people how great you are." Which, really, my grades should speak for themselves ( Read more... )

The roommate and I both woke up, on opposite ends of the apartment, around 1:15pm today, looked at the clock, and thought, "Oh shit, I missed _____!" (His midterm, my panel.) Then we realized it wasn't Monday.

We apparently don't like to give ourselves weekends. x__x

My bookshelf has been straightened ( Read more... )

"Sexuality: (n.) the quality or state of being sexual
                      a. the condition of having sex
                      b. sexual activity
                      c. expression of sexual receptivity or interest especially when excessive
                        Example: She is comfortable with her sexuality." - Merriam and Webster Dictionary ( Read more... )

I went to hang out with some old high school friends last night - we were going to go hot tubbing. Two of the them I've kept in contact with since graduation because I think they're pretty cool guys. The last one, I was friends with for a year after high school. But he changed a lot in college, in ways that I didn't think were for the better. I've ( Read more... )

You know you have awesome friends when they Twitter battle by posting the entire first scene from Romeo and Juliet. Highlight: "Paraphrase: Cupid is like beer goggles."

Bee tee dubs, I TOTALLY STOOD RIGHT NEXT TO DYLAN RYAN AT THE PRE-DYKE-MARCH FESTIVITIES.