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I might be looking for other opportunities right now. It's scary.

That is all.

Fontine:
Monsieur don't mock me know, I pray,
It's hard enough I've lost my pride.
You let your foreman send me away;
Yes, you were there and turned aside.

I never did no wrong.

Jean Valjean:
Is it true what I've done?

Today I got a RANDOM call from a guy I dated for 5 minutes once where in I basically had to talk him out of killing himself... why me? why today?

I have plans for a dinner-party thing with our couple friends tonight.

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You know how sometimes you're too busy and too happy to write in your LJ? Well that's me right now.

BEST WEEKEND EVER.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Accommodation |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism ( Read more... )

As inspired by Kim.

Twelve fags a leaping
Eleven closets opening
Ten drum beats pumping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight milkshakes shakin'
Seven homos swimming
Six couples laying
Five... pride... parades
Four calling dykes
Three french kisses
Two musicals
One toaster oven

I'm hilarious, I'm the funniest person I know.

So when my mom can't stop saying "BP is so much better than _______ (Insert endless list of emtionally, and otherwise inept men here)" and she keeps introducing him as Emily's boyfriend (which she categorically avoided before with phrases like "Emily's Friend"). My amusement is endless with this, "When is he coming over again?" business. It's ( Read more... )