Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[bazzu]

After a brief FMV introducing your protagonist of the game, Baz, a blonde lesbian wearing more green that's good for her, as she rides on her horse, Bitch, things in Legend Of Zelda get really interesting really fast. First of all Baz and Bitch disappear off screen and in their place is a very dykey wolf

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[thevigilante]

After that a fat guy shouts at your character to wake up

that's the essence of every Zelda game ever, right there.

p.s. this week's episode of Lost sucked :

[bazzu]

haha awesome. i've just turned into a wolf that can't swim and attack at the same time all too good, but am otherwise really enjoying it. relly easy controls and the storyline seems to be growing nicely and stuff. probably gonna check out the other Zelda games on VC when I'm done.

ps yeah I heard that it was another Flashjack episode :(

[thevigilante]

It was, and basically contained nothing relevant whatsoever. Also Sawyer sings a song from Jaws which is strangely relevant to the direction some people say the show is going, perhaps even "jumping".

[bazzu]

oh snap