holy crap is there EVER a bad time to listen to The Zutons. (no question mark because it's a rhetoric, dumbass) They're just so goddamn awesome [also Abi Harding is the hottest saxophonist since Lisa Simpson ( Read more... )

Nigga: lmbo are u drunk ( Read more... )

what? oh um yeah, basically i'm cleaning shit up y'know like batman did only instead of cleaning up shit in gotham city i'm starting off easy by literally cleaning up shit yeah still in the hospital BUT you know i could go up the ranks, i've got a cape i just need three hundred thousand pounds to get a bullet and knife proof suit and then christian ( Read more... )

In the last four days I have watched ( Read more... )

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HEY IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE HERE'S WHAT MY TREE LOOKS LIKE

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This past week I've watched through both series of Spaced with the audio commentary on. And 3 audio commentaries of Shaun Of The Dead (haven't go to the fourth 'Zombie' one yet though). Wright & Pegg's commentary says a lot of similar things as the Frost, Davis, Moran, Ashfield & Pegg, which although is interesting it gets a bit repeptitive. "We ( Read more... )

D.I. Branston: Looks like we're in a bit of a pickle.

D.I. Dimebar: Things sure are crunchy on the inside.

D.I. Branston: That's not even a saying, stop that.

D.I. Dimebar: I'll stop when you stop your shit.

D.I. Branston: Cunt.

D.I.+1 Hodge: STOP THIS BICKERING AT ONCE, I'VE GIVEN YOU YOUR P45s NOW GIT THA FECK AHT OF MAH POLICE BOAT!

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The Saturn Awards are my favourite awards ever. Aimed at Fantasy, Sci-Fi and Horror films, TV and DVDs, this means shit you like actually gets nominated. The Muppet Movie won Best Fantasy Film in 1979, Eddie Murphy won Best Actor for The Nutty Professor, Finally something that doesn't break your soul. The full list of Superman-endorsed nominations ( Read more... )

After a brief FMV introducing your protagonist of the game, Baz, a blonde lesbian wearing more green that's good for her, as she rides on her horse, Bitch, things in Legend Of Zelda get really interesting really fast. First of all Baz and Bitch disappear off screen and in their place is a very dykey wolf ( Read more... )

Natasha Bedingfield's next single "I Wanna Have Your Babies" is qquite possibly the stupidest and most annoying pop single I've heard since the days of Daphne and Celeste.

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