The Youngest Billy Goat is held captive.

[bbgoat]

Oh my god we are having a "work day" in geometry and I am with four blond girls and they are talking about prom for forty minutes and I am going to DEFENESTRATE THEM and then EVISCERATE THEM. Or maybe the other way around, but no, an eviscerated body would lack the MOMENTUM. It is like Sweet Valley High up in here

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[lepetitrouge]

This will cheer you up: Prom sabotage is in the works. It will involve wearing a dress to go behind enemy lines, but I think flaming punch and the DJ's entire "NOW (insert year here)" collection replaced by Anathallo, the Moldy Peaches and other such undanceable music makes it worth it.

I'm heading to the shop Nate works at this weekend to scope out some appropriately indie dresses, come and we'll find your disguise too.

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[lepetitrouge]

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