The Youngest Billy Goat is held captive.

[bbgoat]

Oh my god we are having a "work day" in geometry and I am with four blond girls and they are talking about prom for forty minutes and I am going to DEFENESTRATE THEM and then EVISCERATE THEM. Or maybe the other way around, but no, an eviscerated body would lack the MOMENTUM. It is like Sweet Valley High up in here

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[greatintights]

scale of one to beyonce.

[bbgoat]

They are postgaming at a deluxe suite in [...] the "Affinia Manhattan, bitch", wherever the hell that is. It sounds like an orgy of tulle and champagne, fly my pretty.

Beware, though, I mean, their wrestler boyfriends will be there. But I know for a fact that one of those boyfriends is gay, so maybe he wouldn't CARE?

[kid_skin]

Don't be bitter, I'm sure you could pay some blind deaf retard to take you to prom.

[bbgoat]

Har har yes because I am totally into prom shit. Whatever.

[kid_skin]

Dude, that's what fugly girls always say.

[bbgoat]

UH yeah you'd know.

[wickedlywest]

Eviscerated bodies would make a far more satisfying splatter.

Aesthetically speaking.

[bbgoat]

If I hold out a few short days, they'll be in formalwear when I strike.

[wickedlywest]

A veritable portrait in black, white and red.

[bbgoat]

Oh oh oh, and two of them are named FAITH and CHARITY.

[bibbetyboo]

....If you do that, on one level I will love you forever. On the other, murder tends to go with Jail Time.

[maleficentia]

Just brimming with pearls of wisdom, this one.

[bibbetyboo]

Because you're ever so helpful and brimming with enthusiasm to share your clever 'insights' with everyone.

[maleficentia]

I like to think of them as captious judgments, Captain Obvious.

[neigh_sayer]