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The Youngest Billy Goat is held captive.
Oh my god we are having a "work day" in geometry and I am with four blond girls and they are talking about prom for forty minutes and I am going to DEFENESTRATE THEM and then EVISCERATE THEM. Or maybe the other way around, but no, an eviscerated body would lack the MOMENTUM. It is like Sweet Valley High up in here
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The Youngest Billy Goat becomes marginally less young.
Seventeen, motherfuckers!
That's like one year away from not-voting! From legally gambling and smoking. Now there are (crap) magazines with my age's name. I don't know TV all that well, but I think I just fell into some sort of KEY DEMOGRAPHIC ( Read more... ) -
The Youngest Billy Goat unemploys.
I am totally QUITTING my job for my birthday.
And then I am going to spend ALL OF MY MONEY and beg to have it back.
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The Youngest Billy Goat has a confession.
I am a werewolf.
Just so everyone knows, in case they'd want to, you know, not be friends with me. Or PREPARE themselves, I guess.
WEREWOLF.
GRR.
etc.
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The Youngest Billy Goat spells "V-Day" with an "-iolence".
[Locked to tales younger than 21]
SO, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs tomorrow night in the TV room, since we're the youth today and totally desensitized. Also, playing Uno and--what's it called? Let me [...] Flux. Egyptian pizza, popcorn(?), Tarantino, card games, fedoras, bling, skank bitches, however you roll ( Read more... ) -
The Littlest Goat learns a valuable lesson.
Right. I need to hand in twenty-five facts on Marxism, and since Communism is basically sharing for some asshole's benefit, and since Mr. Glorian is what I could deem an ASSHOLE, and this book is closer than my laptop:
You are hereby invited to give me one fact about Marxism to be incorporated into this glorious projectYes, I know I know, dusty ( Read more... ) -
The Youngest Billy Goat grapples with terminal jungle disease.
Bah.
I don't even care what Blake says, Royksopp has pretty much the only decent music videos these days. Even if they used the one for the Geico commercial. Whatever, they're Swedish Norwegian, they probably didn't know what hatred we yanks hold for those asshat cavemen guys. I can't imagine why though, they've still sort of got that Ice Age ( Read more... )