The Youngest Billy Goat unemploys.

[bbgoat]

I am totally QUITTING my job for my birthday.

And then I am going to spend ALL OF MY MONEY and beg to have it back.

But at least it is a plan.

Comments

[froggerd]

Dude. Worst. Plan. Ever.

[bbgoat]

Blake waved his wand and kind of just DECIDED that I don't get off on my birthday, even though I told him, like, three months ago. He just gave Louis off instead, because Louis has a nice ass.

I hate Gay Blake. So, I'm going to throw my apron at him.

[froggerd]

Well maybe if you were just an inch more masculine he'd do nice things for your ass too.

[bbgoat]

Uh, impulsively quitting a job? Pretty masculine.

[elder_goat]

You better have another job lined up before you ditch this one. We're entering a recession, you know. You really want to lose this job as a reference?

[bbgoat]

That would be a big problem if I had to pay rent.

[droppedtheball]

First dumpster diving, and now panhandling. What an ambitious plan.

[bbgoat]

I am totally aquiver with a need for your approval.

[droppedtheball]

You tota wouldn't have gotten it anyway.

[bbgoat]

Back to the QUIVERING, then!

[oinkvey]

Rita's Life, I've Decided: NEEDS MOAR INDEPENDENT WEALTH

[bbgoat]

It would not hurt.

[oinkvey]

Seriously though, do you can has birthday plans?

[bbgoat]

Not beyond a life of perpetual leisure. Probably showhopping because it's a Saturday, but I am WAY OPEN to better plans.

[kid_skin]

Oh my god, your face.

[bbgoat]

UH, was seventeen when yours got all, you know, the way it is?

[kid_skin]

Nah, hotness like this is all in the genes. I hear there's surgery that can help with yours, though.

[bbgoat]

UH, if smiles make people more attractive? Mine isn't the face people should cut, if they want a more attractive me.

[doodled smiley face]