Three does not necessarily necessitate a crowd. Ralph Nader, and all of the other ignored candidates, were not invited to the presidential debates. It's unfortuneate that there will be only two men in the presidential debates. Even if Nader was invited, it would still only be a group of three white guys ( Read more... )

Recently, all of the squirrels in Arkansas have been taking psychoactive drugs. These drugs have caused them to become suicidal. The squirrels also happen to be deadly ninja squirrels. Lately, these suicidal ninja squirrels have been going freaking crazy. The instances of squirrels running directly in front of cars has increased 10 fold. Most make ( Read more... )

I got to one of my classes about 15 minutes early today, and the class before us was still in the room ( Read more... )

Today was my younger sisters birthday. My family and I took her to the local mall to let her shop. She went into this one store looking to buy some converse. While she was checking out she saw some shoe laces for sale behind the counter. She bought two sets. They were both fat laces with stars straight down the middles of them. One set was white ( Read more... )

After getting off work today, I walked a couple miles over to a movie theatre. It had been recommended that I see Garden State ( Read more... )

Yes, it's long. But if you read the whole thing, you should be amused ( Read more... )

I had a test in both of my classes today ( Read more... )

I wrote a letter to the editor of my school newspaper today ( Read more... )

I've tried keeping regular journals and it doesn't seem to work very well. In fact, I have one sitting in the other room right now. Maybe I'll put more in this one because I'm already at the computer. No going out of my way to write in stupid hardcopy journals. That's overrated ( Read more... )