You know that someone is truly your best friend when, no matter how many bad things have happened between you both in the past and at present, they want to punch your boyfriend in the face and break his nose every time he does something that makes you cry. EVERY TIME. Small things. Stupid dumb-ass things. Mean things. Frustrating things. ALL things ( Read more... )

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IIIIIIIIIIIII'M RUNNIN', IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M RUNNIN'!

I really don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I think that pretty much sums everything up.

So.

On Saturday my home will have 3 new inhabitants.

Gerbils of different colors. I must think of names. They are already paid for but are stuck in quarantine for the moment.

I also have to trim my nails so i don't accidentally have to impale anyone.
Yes.

Reward the child, GIR.

SALTED NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found myself staring at my disposable coffee cup earlier this morning, and wondering why the dregs of my cold Starbucks-brand coffee smelled and tasted like valerian ( Read more... )

i am tired.

that is all.