I can't figure out if I'm really lucky or really unlucky. Within the last two days I've gotten mauled by a feral cat at my new job at the animal shelter and practically burned my apartment down in a grease fire. Yet I am remarkably unscathed, save for a few bites, scratches, and burns ( Read more... )

Pretty accurate actually

Yeah, so like two weeks ago I was going insane because I didn't have anything to do. Not so much a problem anymore. I wish I'd appreciated the period of calm before the storm.

After practically having a nervous breakdown/panic attack and getting all boohooey to Gabriel the other day about not having enough moeny/ how I didn't ask for enough financial aid/how I'm gonna be a homeless graduate student the other day, I realized upon receipt of my (substantial) check today that in fact I apparently just can't do math or ( Read more... )

OK, my actual post. Yes, my computer is actually fixed. It apparently had 616 viruses on it. No wonder it fucking died, geez. You never realize what an internet addict you've become until internet time is confined to a half hour a day at the library ( Read more... )

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking on the fields, carrying a burning branch, cometh Beaconofdoom! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

Find out!
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Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

George ( Read more... )

So,I ended up royally fucking up my computer the other day and went to call tech support this morning only to find that, lo and behold, my phone was also not working. So I am totally cut off from the outside world. Having no way for someone to contact you isn't exactly the best thing when you are desperately looking for a job ( Read more... )

Long timey no update-y. I am currently writing this at the public library with various people breathing down my neck waiting for the puter. Well, fuck em. I've been in interenet withdrawal and I need my stalking time. So there ( Read more... )