thanksgiving. you know your family is a bunch of rednecks when your 8 year old cousin asks if you want to "kiss, a long kiss, with your eyes closed" before anyone comes into the room. I would rather gouge my eyes out with forks. Also when your 60 year old uncle says to you, "Well Lauren, when you gon' gets' yer self a job over at that Gold Club.
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