I officially hate history forever, and wish nothing had ever happened.
I'm not going to sleep, and I'm going to write a lab report later. I'm going to pore over journals for hours to perfect my conclusion, lovingly detail the Methods section, and at the end I'm going to look at it, and it's going to read, "THe fucking squirriels stole my Butter!

Tonight was one of my worst nights in recent memory. I spent half an hour hiding in the trees so I could sober up and drive home.
My new year's resolution is to stop getting my hopes up.
Not a good start to 2007.

I'm sure that you cosmopolitan citizens of this global village have often wondered, as I have, what kind of porn people in different countries like to watch. Fortunately, some curious soul has dug up and compiled that informationThere are many interesting questions that we might ask ourselves about this information, such as "what the FUCK is a ' ( Read more... )

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Your news in brief for August 7, 2006 ( Read more... )

Life imitates "art".

The pilot told the reporter off the record, "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes!"

Nerf guns make me feel like a kid again.
Just don't forget the the rules of engagement.

Also, it looks like an MP in Britain read my mind. Personally, I have stopped buying CDs except from bands who are published by small record companies and are totally awesome. I refuse to buy anything published by Sony because they will give me filthy digital ( Read more... )

I want to title this paper "It's All About the Benjamins", but I'm pretty sure there wasn't a guy named Benjamin on English currency in the 1680s.

I'm not really sure why I deleted my old LJ, and I have no goddamn clue why I started a new one. Let this be a lesson to you.
Back to the math final of HATRED.