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Character: Kai
Series: Samurai Warriors 3
Character Age: ~18ish
Canon: Samurai, ninja, and bears, oh my! Samurai Warriors 3 is the latest installment in Koei's Samurai Warriors series, bringing with it new characters, new stories, and a new twist on old history. As area warlords fight for power, love, and Japanese kickball, the game weaves a (surprisingly accurate!) tale of the men and women of that time who spent their lives in the pursuit of peace. Of course, like all video games, this one might embellish the details, such as spears that shoot cannonballs, killer shamisen, and the ability to ride a bear into battle.
Lady Kai is, in fact, sometimes compared to bears, to the point of being called "bear woman" by more than one person. She is not unlike them: ferocious, deadly, likes to eat honey, headbutts things... Bold, brave and rough around the edges, Kai wants nothing more than to support her lord, Hojo Ujiyasu, in his question to unite Japan. Unfortunately this means that she also must devote her life to the ways of war and everything that comes with it, training as hard as she can to succeed on the battlefield, better than any man! Sometimes, however, all she really wants is to dress up prettily, kick back, marry a handsome man, and have a good, relaxing life. Maybe if she'd been born in a peaceful time, she could have! And maybe she'd get this anyway if she stopped yelling and insulting those she's supposed to be allied with.
Sample Post:
You know... I've seen a lot of rookies in my time, but this training camp's gotta have the greenest soldiers ever. They're literally green-- shaking so hard in their boots they're fallin' out of 'em! I know my lord wouldn't send me someplace where I couldn't be useful, but it's gonna take a lot of hard work and more than a whip or two to get these guys into shape.
And trust me, I've got just the whip for you...! Iron, segmented, can become a sword... I know it's a little weird, but it's ladylike, okay?! As lady-like as one gets around this place at least. And while I might not know ladylike as much as others, I can tell you that all this shambling, shuffling movement you've going on is not going to do. Head back, chin up, put your chest out there and reach for your sword-- YOUR SWORD, not your pants. I'm a lady, if you pull that sword outta your pants, I am gonna have to smack you one.
Never you mind, let's just.. start with the basics for now, all right?! Maybe when you can do a little more than just waving your arm around - even with your other arm! - you can move onto the more advanced weapons You know, like spears. Two spears. Even cannon spears. Or maybe... maybe a glowing green ball could work for you? I know one guy who looks kinda like you who can work wonders with the thing. You know him?
No, no that's no good, Kai. It's too complicated for these guys, isn't it... They really don't seem interested in that kinda ball. Think, think! What would he do... no, what would she do... That's it...!
We should start small. Real small. Ninja small. What could go wrong with giving them a couple of knives and letting them go to town? They'll probably have some problems being sneaky with that smell, but they've definitely gotta be better than some of the ninja I've seen in my time. What kinda ninja wears light, bright clothes?! Even if I kinda wonder if they'd use the knives for chopping up their enemies for dinner instead of in a fight...
Well, whatever. So let's get going, trainees...! I'm not going to let a little thing like the new troops literally falling apart get in the way of fulfilling my duties! So if you think you can stop me from getting what I want, you're dead wrong. Deader wrong? So you'd better be prepared to train with me until you can't walk anymore. This time from pain, not because of a lack of legs...! And don't think you can pull a fast one on me. You try to cheat or sneak away or get yourself eaten just to hide... I'll hit you so hard your head will fall off.
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Series: Samurai Warriors 3
Character Age: ~18ish
Canon: Samurai, ninja, and bears, oh my! Samurai Warriors 3 is the latest installment in Koei's Samurai Warriors series, bringing with it new characters, new stories, and a new twist on old history. As area warlords fight for power, love, and Japanese kickball, the game weaves a (surprisingly accurate!) tale of the men and women of that time who spent their lives in the pursuit of peace. Of course, like all video games, this one might embellish the details, such as spears that shoot cannonballs, killer shamisen, and the ability to ride a bear into battle.
Lady Kai is, in fact, sometimes compared to bears, to the point of being called "bear woman" by more than one person. She is not unlike them: ferocious, deadly, likes to eat honey, headbutts things... Bold, brave and rough around the edges, Kai wants nothing more than to support her lord, Hojo Ujiyasu, in his question to unite Japan. Unfortunately this means that she also must devote her life to the ways of war and everything that comes with it, training as hard as she can to succeed on the battlefield, better than any man! Sometimes, however, all she really wants is to dress up prettily, kick back, marry a handsome man, and have a good, relaxing life. Maybe if she'd been born in a peaceful time, she could have! And maybe she'd get this anyway if she stopped yelling and insulting those she's supposed to be allied with.
Sample Post:
You know... I've seen a lot of rookies in my time, but this training camp's gotta have the greenest soldiers ever. They're literally green-- shaking so hard in their boots they're fallin' out of 'em! I know my lord wouldn't send me someplace where I couldn't be useful, but it's gonna take a lot of hard work and more than a whip or two to get these guys into shape.
And trust me, I've got just the whip for you...! Iron, segmented, can become a sword... I know it's a little weird, but it's ladylike, okay?! As lady-like as one gets around this place at least. And while I might not know ladylike as much as others, I can tell you that all this shambling, shuffling movement you've going on is not going to do. Head back, chin up, put your chest out there and reach for your sword-- YOUR SWORD, not your pants. I'm a lady, if you pull that sword outta your pants, I am gonna have to smack you one.
Never you mind, let's just.. start with the basics for now, all right?! Maybe when you can do a little more than just waving your arm around - even with your other arm! - you can move onto the more advanced weapons You know, like spears. Two spears. Even cannon spears. Or maybe... maybe a glowing green ball could work for you? I know one guy who looks kinda like you who can work wonders with the thing. You know him?
No, no that's no good, Kai. It's too complicated for these guys, isn't it... They really don't seem interested in that kinda ball. Think, think! What would he do... no, what would she do... That's it...!
We should start small. Real small. Ninja small. What could go wrong with giving them a couple of knives and letting them go to town? They'll probably have some problems being sneaky with that smell, but they've definitely gotta be better than some of the ninja I've seen in my time. What kinda ninja wears light, bright clothes?! Even if I kinda wonder if they'd use the knives for chopping up their enemies for dinner instead of in a fight...
Well, whatever. So let's get going, trainees...! I'm not going to let a little thing like the new troops literally falling apart get in the way of fulfilling my duties! So if you think you can stop me from getting what I want, you're dead wrong. Deader wrong? So you'd better be prepared to train with me until you can't walk anymore. This time from pain, not because of a lack of legs...! And don't think you can pull a fast one on me. You try to cheat or sneak away or get yourself eaten just to hide... I'll hit you so hard your head will fall off.
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