I had the same problem with my lawnmower, but I was alone, and no hug, and I filled up with a gas can. So in all actuality, the only thing the same was no gas. Quoth Mitch Hedberg: "I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet."
I guess I kind of assumed you were always a hero to the high school girls. I mean they obviously think you're a big drinker, with the BRFN mobile. So at a minimum you can buy them booze. Who knew you'd be so handy in a pinch! And yeah, perhaps if you'd have offered them some candy you could have scored some digits!!!!
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