some of you undountedly know that i am a foodie and a great reader of cookbooks. i am also a more than a fan of julia child, i am a devotee. i've read every julia cookbook many times: thay are crammed with useful information, suggested reading and recipes that work. they are also written with style. i also own the entire original french chef series ( Read more... )

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Jesus has risen...

punch down and let rest at room temp until doubled in bulk.

I have developed a new theory: That everyone we work with, as well as everyone on the planet, can be segregated into two groups.

There are the low maintenance people, meaning those who you can rub your junk one their face and they just love it. they are there right off and need no foreplay.

Then the high maintenance people are those who need to be ( Read more... )

I do enjoy screwing with the young peoples heads at work.

There was a woman dining in my section with large, ugly false teeth sitting atop badly inflamed bright red gums. they showed like Beavus' gums every time she spoke. She was also unattractive, somewhat simple and a tad shy.

My young busboy walked through the service area exclaiming, "jesus ( Read more... )

Big Five Test Results Extroversion (72%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Accommodation (36%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the ( Read more... )

wasn't gonna meme but what the heck.  this is either gonna show that i am a glutton or a big ole foodie.
and i can't seem to make the strike through go away. dang tv with a typewriter attatched.  the only ones i wouldn't try are roadkill and haggis. other than that i'll give it a nibble.
The Food tasting meme

1. Copy this list into your blog or ( Read more... )

I knew the california ruling would result in me being trotted out as the boogey man just in time for the presidential election, yet again.

this is from the A.F.A. i have been receiving their newsletters for years.  Nothing like scary homos to stir up the republican base.
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I am working on Sunday, against the scriptures, yes I know. I am thinking of the horrible fuck who sat in my section last night, which brings me to the booger scale.

Now I would never tamper with someones food. I did as a child working at a certain fast food enterprise, but as an adult i just won't.

However, when faced with people who are impolite to ( Read more... )

As I was preparing to leave for work today I let Josephine in from her daily last-romp-before-work and saw that she was limping slightly and wanting to stop and lick her leg.

She has a huge tear on her right hindquarters above the knee in back. Seriously like two by three inches of muscle showing and a large flap of skin.

It is of course Sunday, AND ( Read more... )