[Songfic] Where Mulan Songs and Hetalia Crossover

[bearwithglasses]

I'll Make A Nation Out Of You & A Nation Worth Fighting For
Who? - The Axis, Allies, the Bad Friends Trio, Austria + Hungary
Wait, what's happening? - This is what happens when you mix two Mulan songs, Hetalia, and a lame singsongy mood!
Caution! - Alludes to sex

Comments

[leriacossato]

I wish I could raep you right now.

Seriously.

That was the most win thing I've ever seen.

Ever.

AMERICA
DID YOU KNOW THAT ENGLAND HAS A BEARD? [ENGLAND: WHAT?]
PFFFT AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA *dies*

AUSTRIA
I hope they know that we can hear what they’re thinking
Oh yes, that's all we want Austria for. ;D

[bearwithglasses]

I would gladly not be raeped 8D;;;

But I'm glad that you liked it!

Oh, Austria, what fun you must have

UNDER MATTIE~

[liamlane]

AMERICA:
[Alfred being an idiot]
The maple is always better
From somebody else's tree.
I dream about going up there,
And building a few Mc'Ds~
Just look at the world around me. [awesome pan of America]
Right here in the U.S.A.~
Such wonderful things made by me~
What more is you hank'rin' for? [-cowboy-]

Under Mattie~!
Under Mattie~
Partner it's better~
Don't be a hater~
Take it from me!
In Canada they are so lame~ [Canada frowns]
Out on the rinks they skate away~
[Matthew comes over with a hockey stick and Alfred runs away.]
[awkward momentary lapse in music]
[America comes out of the closet and resumes his awesome]
Under Mattie~!

[Matthew returns with two hockey sticks.]
Down here all the fish is happy
alksfjasdflaskdfasldkfasd MATTIE.
The fish on the land ain't happy
MATTIE NO STOP THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!
But fish in the bowl is lucky
ALOSDFMJASDFASDFASDFALS
THE PAINNN
AUUGHHH MAKFNSD:FSD

[Beep.]

[Alfred returns. He looks around cautiously, before coughing awkwardly and continues to sing quietlyUnder Mattie

Re: UNDER MATTIE~

[bearwithglasses]

AHAHAHAHA ARE YOU ASKING FOR A SONG-OFF?

BOTH
RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AH
CA-NA CANADA
AH-AH-MERICA
IT'S A BAD BROMANCE

AMERICA
I want your syrup, those lil' maple trees

CANADA
You can have some things but you know they ain't free

I want you to no
No-no-no-notice me

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I'm not your "hat", I am my own man

AMERICA
You know I can do things better than Canada can

too lazy to finish & must do homework

[koyuki_azumaya]

*DIES* XD I read along with them while listening to the actual songs XD They were win!

[littlenym]

omg... brilliant. <3

[pcthirtyone]

FFFFFFFFFFF- CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

MULAN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.