FOURTEENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

So guess what Emmett's been doing.

Yeah, that's right.  Kicking zombie ass.  All day long.

You wish you were kicking as much ass as I am right now. 

Comments

[igaveudejavu]

I'm dancing on their heads...

I'd tell you to try it, but you'd crush them.

Emmett. Is it ok that we're totally enjoying the apocalypse?

[bearytasty]

Ohhhhh man, that sounds totally cool.

...I think we're getting a sick sense of enjoyment out of this, yes. But killing zombies is way too fucking fun.

[igaveudejavu]

Yeah. I picked up a new stereo system for almost nothing before the cashier got bitten, and set it up on the roof of the school. I'm blasting Paramore, and I keep getting bigger crowds attracted to the music.

This is the most fun I've had since I had a drag-race in my new porsche against that gang member in LA.

[bearytasty]

Oooh, A+. I've been carrying around a stereo for my background music. Shuffle is my best friend.

This is the most fun I've had since the bear rodeo. Aw yeah.

[upyourscolonel]

You've got red on you.

[bearytasty]

I've got lots of red on me.

You should see the floors here. Not so pristine anymore /o/

[upyourscolonel]

Haahahaha.

Theres too many to kill all at once here. And like, I know half these people. It's creepy.

[bearytasty]

And because it's dead blood, it totally doesn't make me thirsty.

I've seen some familiar faces, but I think they all come from other places. Trust Forks to be relatively unzombiefied. I don't mind the numbers though /o/

[eatmyfood]

How are you killing them?

I'm sauteeing and frying human brains... it was easier than melting their skulls with rice balls.

[bearytasty]

My hands. Guns. Knives. Flamethrowers. Your standard WalMart supplies.

Frying the brains, huh? Not bad. I don't quite get what a rice ball would do though.

[eatmyfood]

WalMart. You're in America?

Yes. I'm running a traditional summer festival stand, in keeping with the tone of the day here in Japan. Except the bodies keep piling up. I need to find someone to move them.

My food has interesting effects.

[bearytasty]

Yup. In good old Washington state.

Ahh, so you run a food stand, and the zombies struck.

Interesting effects? Implying death perhaps?

[blueeyesmarysue]

I have exterminated 5,304 zombies. My output is less than it should be.

[bearytasty]

Not a bad number! I haven't been counting my own kills to compare, though.

Annnnnnnd who are you? I'm Emmett /o/

[blueeyesmarysue]

It is important to keep track of all statistics. That way, I can be sure I am performing optimally.

I am KOS-MOS. It is nice to meet you, Emmett /o/.

[bearytasty]

Well, there's still more zombies coming. I'm sure you'll find more to increase that number.

Hi, KOS-MOS! Ahaha, no, it's just Emmett. /o/ is a emoticon I am quite fond of.

[bananas_an]

I've been kicking zombie ass
all the live-long day
I've been kicking zombie ass
everytime they get in my way

Can't you hear that zombie moaning
"I want to eat your brains"
Can't you see its mouth, its foaming!
"I want to eat your brains"

You know I want to eat
You know I want to eat
You know I want to eat your brai-ai-ai-ains
You know I want to eat
You know I want to eat
You know I want to eat your brains

Someone's in the kitchen with Chloe
Someone's in the chain store with Floo-oh-oh
Someone's in the schoolhouse with Harry
I know how this is gonna go!

Eatin' one, two, three little brains
Three, four, five its all the sa-a-a-ame
One, two, three little brains
Chowin' down on all them brains.

Someone's in the kitchen with Chloe
Someone's in the chain store with Floo-oh-oh
Someone's in the schoolhouse with Harry
I know how this is gonna go!

Emmett!!!!! I got you something!

[bearytasty]

An, that song is wonderful. I give you a thumb.

YOU GOT ME SOMETHING? And what might that be?

[bananas_an]

^_^ Thank you! I read your post and the song popped in my head (the railroad one).

I brought you back something from Narnia.

[bearytasty]

Ahaha. Your creativity always astounds me.

Ohhhh snap, I will investigate this. Thanks, An!

[ooc; omg I'm sorry I didn't see it earlier ;A;]