Comments | beastmimicry: 11th Whistle - [Unintentional Public // Voice]

beastmimicry

11th Whistle - [Unintentional Public // Voice]

Mar 02, 2009 09:48

I know everything I need to about sex and I don't feel any need to prove it. I'm not doing that stupid questionnaire.

virgin alert, failing at filters, got to be fucking kidding, that's what he wants you to think, the crazy way

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natureswhispers March 1 2009, 22:55:15 UTC

Now Shido. It's to help our younger crew~

beastmimicry March 1 2009, 22:59:32 UTC

I don't care. They can find someone else. I'm pretty sure I couldn't explain it to them how it was explained to me anyway.

daughterofchump March 1 2009, 23:03:49 UTC

This isn't about proving anything, it is about learning together, and modeling good behavior for the younger crew members!

Do you mean that your parents took you outside to show you animals copulating? I hear that practice is quite common in farming communities.

beastmimicry March 1 2009, 23:08:47 UTC

Well, yeah. It works. Animals and humans aren't quite the same but it's close enough...

...Anyway, I don't have any questions and I'm not interested in teaching anything. Besides, we're a little short on mating pairs of any kind of animal unless you want me to tell the cats they can start breeding again.

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zack_thefairest March 1 2009, 23:09:44 UTC

Um...well. That's really good to know. Though I'm not sure if I really need to know that.

What questionnaire is this?

beastmimicry March 1 2009, 23:13:38 UTC

The stupid one they're trying to make us do on our ship, because apparently this ridiculous holiday is giving people ideas.

zack_thefairest March 1 2009, 23:15:30 UTC

Ah. Well, good luck with that then~

beastmimicry March 1 2009, 23:28:41 UTC

It's enough to make you want to find another airship...

senketsunojoker March 2 2009, 00:09:38 UTC

You think so, huh?

beastmimicry March 2 2009, 00:20:30 UTC

Unlike you, I don't think it's something that needs to be talked about, especially not with the whole ship.

senketsunojoker March 2 2009, 00:22:34 UTC

Hey, hey. C'mon now. It's not like I did it out of the blue! They asked. I'm just doing my civic duty here!

beastmimicry March 2 2009, 11:16:37 UTC

Your civic duty involves sparing my sanity. I don't want to know!

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gazeintothesun March 2 2009, 01:20:13 UTC

Ah, well, perhaps not everyone is fortunate enough to have such a good grasp of the subject.

[Voice] beastmimicry March 2 2009, 11:14:04 UTC

I guess not, but I don't see why they're making it out to be so complicated. Any idiot can figure out the basics and why all the fuss about getting the girl pregnant? Isn't that the idea?