So... is there anything to actually do around this place? Besides freeze, I mean. Kinda sucks, going from the Badlands to here. I wasn't meant for this sort of weather.

Monsters? Looks like you're all in luck. It just so happens your very own crewmember is famous for his monster-fighting skills! No need to panic, folks, I'm sure we'll have this taken care of in no time! Just leave it to me!

[Quite a bit of amused, slightly disturbed laughter and a distinct crack of a whip sound before the recording shuts off.]

Man, who's that old guy think he's fooling? This 'freedom for the Badlands' thing is a load of bull. Like everyone living there hasn't got their hands full just making a living while trying to keep the town from being destroyed. We've got nothing. No firepower, no resources, hell, the only reason anyone can make a decent living is because of the ( Read more... )

Pirates? Now that's a little more like it! Those stupid dolls were no challenge at all... I prefer my targets alive, y'know?

I don't suppose anyone has any idea what the hell just happened? I think my weirdness quota is filled for the year.

Not that I need classes on the subject, but hey. I never pass up an opportunity to share!

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Kropmork, huh? Haven't been here before, myself, but from the stories I've heard...

Well, it should be entertaining!

Wha? Registration? ...that sucks, man. People don't always have money for that stuff, even if they want to comply. Not the best move ever, I think...

Hahaha. I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but if there are lovely ladies handing out hugs, count me in. I would hate not to do my part in all this world-saving, after all!

HELLO HELLO HELLO!

Okay, now that I've got your attention... I don't suppose anyone getting this message is hiring, are they? I'm in need of a little employment, and I promise I'm a hard worker. Not only that, but I have a winning personality. I'd be a real asset to any crew, I swear! ...c'mon. Give a guy a little break, please?