Recent discoveries ( Read more... )

I spend so much time with Stephanie to the point that she has probably warped my mind. I swear too often and say socially inappropriate things and it doesn't matter because it is usually with her/ in our room. I told her that between the two of us we could probably come up with 20 synonyms for vagina. I have to say she came up with most, but here ( Read more... )

I only have my photography final project left and then no school for almost a month. I have to move out of the dorms and back home, which it will be strange living at home again. Tom will be back from Ireland very soon so we will both be living at home at the same time. Which he hasn't lived at home in years. I think I will adjust to no work and ( Read more... )

There is another strange phenomenon on campus ( Read more... )

Sorry to those who have heard this a 1000 times already (to anyone who has recently walked into a resturant, grocery store, coffee shop with me) but my favorite part of the fall season is this: things that are pumpkin flavored.

pumpkin pie
pumpkin muffins
pumpkin bread
pumpkin lattes

also

pumpkin cream cheese
pumpkin bagels
pumpkin ice cream

There is a strange phenomenon on campus and it is this:

The girls who have designer bags, designer sunglasses but wear sofie shorts, big t-shirts, flip-flops and their hair in ponytails.

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Lauren reminded me of my favorite part of the dating show Elimidate: when the contestants say:

"I'm sorry you're elimidated"

Instead of:

"I'm sorry you're eliminated"

A few days ago:

Ryan: "I'd burn you a CD but all of my CDs are 7 minutes long"
Me: "So you're saying we could make love to one of those CDs?"
Ryan: "Yeah. Twice"

I will never tire of our sexual innuendos.