http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27221281/

I wish my EMT instructor would have told my class about this.

i loved juno to death, but is it juno's fault that the moldy peaches appeared on... THE VIEW??? AAAAIIAAIAIEEE ( Read more... )

http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Not-Ever!.aspx

my new theme is the last dialog box.

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both sides, now.

i know it's been overdone, but they still make me laugh.

( my pokemons - let me show you them. )

how many of my problems could have been solved if this actually existed???

damn thinkgeek april fool's day joke.

btw: yes, it's an old link. i went there because they're currently offering their t-shirt grab-bag and another old product is available there, the thinkgeek april fool's day shirt that says "fake ghostlike potions." pretty sweet. this ( Read more... )

( my journal sounds demented in automated haiku form )

i was much too far out all my life
and not waving but trying, in vain, 
to flag down the ice cream truck

if only for a few days, like me. ;) hahahaha. no, i'll get out of here soon. watch.

in any case, for these people, two hints:

1. water doesn't bring brown plants back to life, no matter how much you put on them.
2. rayon fabric says "dry clean only" for a good reason.